The Reason For The Season

In the distance comes the Stygian cries of unnameable things; the sky blackens, the rivers boil. All around me the land becomes parched and barren, the birds of the sky and beasts of the land flee as all is enveloped in primordial darkness. As I hear the mournful cries of the sea itself and gaze on those in the city, who groan and ache in despair I realize what has come to sow it's terrible benediction...

It can't be...

...it is...

...album covers.

Marry Xmas by Korla Pandit

I guess Jambi had trouble finding work after Pee-Wee's Playhouse went off the air.

Tormato by Yes

You know things have gone bad when the band is throwing tomatoes at themselves. Oh, sorry; tormatoes.

The Fury by Gary Numan

Yeah Gary, I can really feel the rage. Nice bow tie.

Keep The Fire by Kenny Loggins

Kenny Loggins died for your sins.

Stay Hungry by Twisted Sister

Dee Snider has a very different idea of what "baby back ribs" entails than most.

Stronger Than Evil by Heavy Load

Featuring artwork by the Winchester Middle School Dungeons and Dragons Club.

Cool As Ice

Vanilla Ice won't let something as minor as a crayon factory explosion get between him and his artistic vision.

From Filthy Tongue of Gods and Griots by dälek

If you liked this, you should take a look at the artist's other works; Rememberence of the dälek, Planet of the dälek, Revelation of the dälek...

Return to Pooh Corner by Kenny Loggins

Kenny Loggins is back! And...and...is this what the Danger Zone is supposed to look like?

HEINO!!!

Heino has come to spread yuletide merriment and to destroy all who oppose him. None can resist his death-ray tree.